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news for December 29th

I was repelling down mount vesuvious, falling to my death AAA! AAA! then I thought, Hansel - haven't you been smoking peote for six straight days? and couldn't some of this be in your head? and that was it, I was totally fine! I've never even been to mount vesuvious! Cool story Hansel. Zoolander rules. Vacation rules. I've been so busy doing absolutely nothing that I've had no time to update. Yesterday we we're at culver's and this lady had an ice cream cone and she was sticking her toungue all the way out as far as she could get it to lick the ice cream, then she looks around to make sure no one is looking, and then just crams the whole thing in her mouth. To learn how to eat an ice cream cone as told by the culver's lady, click here. Well the dance I went to was pretty cool, my date was a babe and I was proud. Pictures page will be changed by new years. After the dance two ugly people were still dancing 2 minutes after the last song had been played and I thought it was gay, plus they were ugly, so I went up to them and I was like "the song was over like 2 minutes ago sooooo what are you doing?" Then they were like "we KNOW" and then they stopped. I was proud that I revealed how gay they were to them. Not much else to mention that would be funny to a mass audience so I'll end this with a classic game I made up. It's called "Is it an excerpt from a note from Natasha to me in 9th grade, Or is it an excerpt from an E-mail from the Guatemalan terror?". It's fun for the whole family : <( Hey how's goin? your car girlfriend hot to you? Me, good.)>
click here for answer
moral of the story is "If we never had to go back to school, would anyone really care?"

news for December 21st

All I came on for is to complain. I hate advertisements period. They are insane. I can't enjoy anything without having company's names smeared in my face. I go to a parade, nothing but advertisements disguised as floats, I go online, so many pop-ads barage me that my computer freezes, I watch tv, I have to sit through more commercials. I almost want to go out and steal stuff just so I don't have to support the same people that torture me with their vomit inducing ads like subway and helsburg diamonds. I became so angry about pop up ads that I boycotted the internet for 5 minutes to draw this picture on my hate for advertisements of the internet kind so check that out. One small story: I got up this morning, looked out my window and sometime last night Tony Monsour had come to my house and drew in the snow with his feet the words "Tony M" and below "POOP" massively. It was a great site to wake up to. Have an amazing break, remembering to check back with the king of earthly wisdom's website every once in a while. Mathematical Moral of the story is "vacation + christmas - wrapping presents + receiving presents - over-break homework / 14 (days until I go back to school) = one hella good time"

news for December 18th

I said another incredibly gay thing today. My brother and I were playing Road Rash for sega genesis and he kept trying to punch people off their bikes instead of going by them and winning so i was like "chris quit trying to jerk them off and just go uuuh i meant uhhhh... NOT jerk them off? ...crap that was so gay". I have to start thinking before I talk. Yup so last game of indoor soccer and chris played with my team, we both scored a goal and had an assist but our skill alone was no match for a team full of varsity players and we lost 10-4. We still dominate though. Well I best be getting to bed so i'm not too tired for a 10 pm showing of lord of the rings II tomorrow. Moral of the story is "If bill hickey leaves, and Al DeMarco gets the boot, i'm quitting school. + i hate visual basic programming"

news for December 17th

I saw the funniest thing on the way home from school today. It was a carpet laying truck with the slogan : "we lay the best and service the rest". Hi-larious. well I'm trying to talk between the two biggest drama queens/kings being jill and Al demarco after al called jill ugly and jill found out and now they are not going to silver belle. It's quite humerous actually. So today I came up with a complex theory on why I can't get any hot chicks to dig me at my school. let's say that to get hot chicks i need a 9-10, okay is 7-8, reasonable is 5-6, and ugly is 1-4. Lets say all these things get you 1 point. Being black, liking rap music, having no future after high school, getting terrible grades, having short neat hair that seems to never move EVER, not having a hobby at all, wearing stupid looking ghetto clothes, is able to be controlled by the girl and spend loads of money on her, caring about getting a new pair of tennis shoes every month, play basketball. Well that leaves me with a whopping zero points, putting me in the ugly girl category. It's okay though because only a faget-oriented school like st. agnes high school could have girls that operate on that point system. One day my day will come, and that day is called the day I go to college. moral of the story is "girls at st. agnes, just like almost everybody else, are so queer".

news for December 16th

Yahoo for my school being a bunch of bungling morons. I had an hour and 20 minute lunch period today just because teachers are too stupid to figure out to send us to fourth hour. Then on the day before a big speech/paper is due in history and no one has any idea what to do because our teacher is too stupid to clarify, he's gone. It was the biggest waste of 6 hours in a day I've ever had...EVER. Well instead of memorizing my speech for tomorrow I spent the entire day sleeping and playing Road Rash so I guess you could say it's time to go start on my homework. hmmmm nope, it's actually time to go play guitar, take a shower, and then study. hmmmm no no no, then play guitar more. Moral of the story is "homework is best done during class at school, that way you don't waste any precious home time".

news for December 14th

Ah, I have returned from my GLORIOUS trip to Chicago. sorry about the basic down time in updating during that period. Today I decided that my need for money is stronger than my need to be lazy, so I printed out some banners that said "Help the needy in this holiday season" and headed out to swindle some suckers out of their money by selling my old st. agnes candy bars at the mall of america. Unfortunately it was too dark by the time my brother and I got there, so we decided to hold off any illigal fundraising activities until a further date. The rest of the night was us walking around for 3 straight hours, culminating in chris buying a $10 picture frame. Wahoo. Moral of the story is "I can't wait to get out of high school, nay, I MUST get out of high school"

news for December 11th

About 5 or 6 days ago, the day before luis left, we are heading to best buy and we are at the front door of my house and two kids run by my front door, one holding a plastic sword and the other has a spear. I was like okay that was the wierdest thing i've ever seen. So we walk out the door and two more kids in bandanas with plastic swords and spears are just standing at the side of my house. I was like "what are you doing?" and they just stood there like i couldn't see them, so i made a snowball and hit one of the kids and he still just stood there, so I got in my car and drove off. What a couple of wierdos. Well I'm going to go do stuff like doing stuff people that do do stuff so i'll leave you with a College University Quote:

(holding a kermit the frog PEZ dispenser)
Mike and Parks: Who let the kermits out? hoo hoo hoo hoo. who let the kermits out? hoo hoo.
Big Jim: What? It's not cool when I sing who let the dogs out but it is when you sing who let the kermits out?
Mike: Yeah man, just look at him, it's kermit he doesn't know any better, he's PEZ.

Moral of the story is "college university rules"

news for December 10th

I don't feel like updating today. So i'm going to write a poem about tupac shakur, guarenteed to make me enemies.

I wish tupac were deader, than he is now
and if he happened to come around somehow
I'd make sure there's no doubts about his death
I'd take what he should have never had, breath
I'm sick of his "music" his life after death cd's
Tupac loved men and they gave him the "McSqueeze"
Why would you want to listen to him he's not "ill"
Why is he popular i feel like i'm taking crazy pills!

dear god i hate tupac. Moral of the story is "I think you know"

news for December 09th

Wow, today was what I like to call "gay". First thing in the morning I stumble out of bed and hit my head on my computer case, then I have to drive Ian's cousin to school and I keep trying to talk to her and she keeps giving me one word answers making me uncomfortable. "So I heard you came for south st. Paul" (Yup) "How come you left?" (cuz of gossip) "Oh yeah, how come you don't go to eagan" (too big) "what kind of music do you listen to?" (everything). I was like why don't you stop talking so much and let me get a word in or two? Then I had to sit through an hour and 45 minute mass while father welsbacher took his sweet time doing everything. Then after school I had to wait for my sister to get done w/ some school play so I went to "will's guitar shop", came out in 10 minutes to go back to agnes and my car is boxed in the parking lot by a delivery truck. By the time I got back Ian's cousin was gone so I had to drive around looking for her for 15 minutes until I had someone call her cell phone and found at that she was at home somehow. Well thanks for telling me you jerk. What a fatch. None of that was any too funny but I really don't care. moral of today's story is "The only time I have any fun anymore is on weekends. mmmmmmm weeeeekends."

news for December 08th

It was almost like I was alive for two days today. "Day 1" - I had to get up at 4:30 in the morning to take Luis to the airport. I just stood there for like an hour fading in and out of sleep and waking up long enough to oggle the hot guatemalan babes. Then it was time for Luis to take off. I don't remember if I was happy or sad that he left when he did, because I was half sleeping thinking about monkeys wearing underpants and dancing to "relax, dont do it, if you wanna go to it". Then I got home and went back to bed. "Day 2" I woke up round 1, did my hwork, and watched the vikings. I think mike tice should win a nobel prize for innovativeness. Wow you're running on 2nd and 6 again? that's genious! no one will think that you're that stupid and they will call a pass protection play. Wait, once again they didn't and we got stopped. Maybe next time you will fool them with the same play. What an idiot. I hate the vikings, they lose every game exactly the same way, it's like I'm watching a repeat every time I watch them. Well whatever, i'm out of this beast but not until I give you some funny lines that the gay announcers on ESPN made.
"Just look how he holds onto the balls"
"he's a big guy, he loves to pound people"
"Favre really got on his back in a hurry"
"When You're as slow as Biekert is, there's really no time to go down on a guy as fast as Donald Driver"

Moral of the story is "mitch rules for getting me free lunch at culvers. Culvers' burgers rule"

news for December 06th

Lots of funny stuff happened today, lots of stuff to piss me off too. We are watching a play on a field trip today and just talking about rim jobs the whole time really loudly and then Al yells "MAN F&#!ck YOU!" and everybody in the whole place heard it and mrs. bartholemew didn't even care. After school we went to mitch's and drove around holding up a sign that said "show boobs" to people. We showed it to this guy and he laughed so hard, but he didn't flash us so I was dissapointed. Nothing hotter than 50 year old man boobs. After that me and luis drove to best buy to get his PS2. That's when I got really pissed off at him. First off, I hate his richness. He bought $400 worth of stuff for himself for christmas there then asked me if my mom was going to buy me a playstation two for christmas. It sounded like a taunt to me so I told him to "shut his fag mouth". He never understands that i'm mad at him or does and doesnt care. 5 minutes later he asked me if there was any places that sold PS2 games so he could look for "Duke Nukem : planet of the babes" <--- pervert. I told him that we have compUSA and Walmart. He told me wanted to go to compUSA but I told him that it was too far away and that I didn't want to go. Then he looks at me like he's some hard ass and says "I want to go...TONIGHT". I took a deep breath as to not just knock his lights out right then and said "do you know who dumbo is?" ... "yeah" ... "well you look just like him faget, now buy your crap and let's go home. And we're not going to Wal-mart tomorrow anymore either queer". Man i'm awesome. Moral of the story is "Weekends are the greatest thing...EVER"

news for December 05

Yes! field tomorrow = no school. Wahoo! Anyways luis and I were at taco bell and this mexican guy pulls out a giant home phone out of his pocket and starts going "uh huh...yeah...okay...thank you...really?" etc. into it like he's actually talking to somebody and everybody in the whole place is just looking at him knowing he's not really talking to anybody and that he is just crazy so I went up to him and I'm like "hey man can I use your phone I have to call my friend" and he's like "NO! I have to go now" and he leaves. Everybody laughed so hard. I basically spent my whole day today at the stupid holidazzle parade. I sat on a metal vent for 45 minutes to see a bunch of advertisements disguised as floats go by and then went home. hella lame. Well I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball. Moral of the story is "advertisements are getting out of hand"
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news for December 2nd

I'm gonna keep this brief so that I can have some guitar time tonight. So i'm bored at school in study hall today and i'm looking through the internet and I see a game called "Outsmart Ja Rule". I was sure there was going to be like a disclaimer under it that said : WARNING : This game will no be fun unless you are under the age of 6 or just plain retarded. The whole game was about rap music and black movie actors and I still beat him 6-4. I hate Ja Rule. The cool part was that 3 of the names I saw on the leaderboard were "Noel Gallagher", "I hate Ja Rule" and "Rap Sux", an encouraging sign. Well like I said this is going to be brief. Moral of the story is "Weekends are the light at the end of my tunnel"
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news for December 1st

O raptiourus jubilation! If there was ever any wonder that Luis is a retarded spoiled brat that has no concept of reality he erased all doubts today. Mitch, Luis and I got hungry so we decided to go to Panera bread to get food because we are broke and have no money to actually buy food anywhere. Mitch goes in to get the food as we wait outside and that's when it happened. Luis asked me if Mitch owns the panera bread store. I was like "are you a retarded idiot? if he owned the store don't you think that we would have a single dollar to buy a soft taco at taco bell with?". Before that at best buy he had another bout of retardanism.

Me : Luis we should get your PS2 tomorrow if your money comes
Luis : Yeah we need to come back tomorrow and get it
Me : yeah if your money comes
Luis : but I need my money first
Me : YES IF YOUR MONEY COMES

Idiot. Despite him being so stupid he's an all right kid and it's going to be semi sad seeing him go next sunday leaving me bored out of my mind. Luckily my family are some of the coolest people on the earth and they keep me entertained. Speaking of family, my brother and Fox came over for the break and we had a blast. I guess you could say it's....time for me to stop typing. Moral of today's story is "It's gonna suck when my bro goes to rome 'til summer"

news for November 28th

My bro chris and his roommate "the fox" finally arrived yesterday. We sat in our living room for 30 minutes while they told us stories of all the times that they have farted on each other. Just like old times. Fox told me one that he was watching tv and chris was like "hold up fox, i gotta walk in front of the tv real quick, so fox pauses the tv and chris walks in front of fox, stops, and farts right in his face and then goes back to doing his homework. After the recovery time, Fox turns to chris and says "you didn't really need to walk by me did you?". I think you know the answer. Well, it's thanksgiving and I'm going to do the RVD list of things i'm thankful for. Kick It.

chicks

food...preferably multitudes

no school for 5 whole days

did i say chicks?

beef jerky

the only dog pimp in the world, my dog scooter

My room : It's Ace.

Toilets that work (that one's for AFTER thanksgiving dinner)

4 bathrooms in our house, comes in handy, again, AFTER thanksgiving dinner.

I said chicks didn't I?

Yo Yo Yo, pictures page will be changed and new pictures going up very soon of my bro, fox, and my brothers hot GF. Peace.
news for November 25th

This is the LAST thing I say about Phil the PHaget. I want to apologize to him for accusing him of voting for himself over 450 times. It was actually Studer and his queer ass central computer class comraderies. Thanks a lot for ruining the poll morons. And thank you Pollgear.com, for not saving my preferences to only allow one vote a day you idiots. Enough about that, I'm lucky just to be on the internet updating after Luis messed up the internet. Here's how it went. He's on for like his usual 5 hours and then he shuts off the computer and runs upstairs. We never shut down our computer and he knows that, so my mom goes and turns the computer back on to see what's up, and our internet is down. So I spend my entire afternoon fixing everything back up. It was great. My mom was like "if you don't have any homework, I'd like you to go troubleshoot". I was like "All right, I think he's up in his room, give me a gun" SPWOOOOOO. Well no school on wednseday, party on tuesday night. Things lookin good for the week, especially when my bro and the foxinator come home. One more story to mix things up. I'm walking over the overpass right by the stairs going down to bandas, and these 8th grade black girls are talking smack about my hair so blatantly, knowing i can hear them, so i turned around and knocked everything in one girls' hands out and kicked it all inbetween the cracks and down the stairs. The greatest part was when some of the stuff got stuck and it took me like 4 kicks to knock it all through so I was just kicking away. Moral of today's story is "I like how Studer triumphantly stated that it was him that voted 450 times. Congratulations studer, now everyone knows It's YOU with no life. Yippee! Hooray!"
news for November 23rd

More from saggy man boobs man phil. He's a liar and a cheater. Check out yet another lying, incoherent response. The best part is, if you are going to lie about something, try and make it believable. A twins' birthday party? good one. Maybe someone thinks his life is a miller lite commercial. Or better yet, how he went to a party from 7 AM to 2 PM. who the hell has parties at 7 in the morning? LIAR

His

Mine
A P.S. By Me

well i've decided and you have all decided as seen in my poll before el faggot decided to spend the best years of his life voting for himself 450 times, that I easily beat this kid and my friend mitch absolutely raped him in his response to him. Therefore, I deem it a done matter and feel very good that i pulverized a college kid at purdue, a deadbeat and flunk out, but a purdue student nonetheless. As for that dare you gave me, I erased your email and don't have my response, but send one to me and i'll put it up. I killed you in that one too, but lord knows I wouldn't want to waste your time by putting another poll up for you to sit and vote 400+ times on when you are losing again. Obey my dog! moral of today's story is "arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still a retard"
news for November 21st

This is a monumentous day in my life, because I have seen the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life today. Whoever this "phil" kid who is wasting his college years in front of a computer writing e-mails to people, sat at my website for what had to have been almost an hour and voted for himself over 450 times so that he could gain the lead. I mean, wow. I can't even say anything more because I want you guys to just think about that. wooooooooooooooo. All right. I'm good. Today I taught Luis an important part of my culture. On the way home from school I turned up sabatoge by the beastie boys real loud and just started head banging like crazy and soon he followed and when cars would pull up next to us at stop lights we would go nuts so we got home and made a head banging cd and drove around tried to stop next to people at red lights so that we could just go crazy. Then somebody whistled and we looked over and I swear to god it was stone cold steve austin with the meanest look on his face. Luckily for us the light turned green right then and we tore away. So here's a funny story. Mitch and Luke are sitting in class and they are making signs about their teacher who is like 300 lbs. and they say "Fat" and "Has no friends under 300 pounds" and they have arrows and they are pointing them at her and she sees them and comes and takes them away. So mitch and luke feel really bad and they are going to buy her a book because she really likes to read. We were thinking of books that they could get her during our chat session right before we went to see Bond, which was a pretty good flick. They were "Are you REALLY FAT?" "So, You're a fat ass" "what to do when you need to lose 200 pounds" and "How NOT to be a huge fatty" Moral of today's story is "weekends own"
news for November 21st

*UPDATE
I recently had the displeasure of a random college flunk finding my site and taking the time to write a rather lengthy email on why my top 10 sucks to which I responded. I would like you all to read the two emails and then vote on who you think won the argument or was the better argument of the two. Here they are:

His

Mine

*UPDATE I can't believe how gay people are. It's incredible, I state an opinion that I hate rap in english today and I have 20 people yelling at me like I just said something slanderous about Jesus himself. When people said back to me that rock sucks or Oasis sucks I was like "yahoo, thanks for you opinion". Furthermore some Fuc$*ing idiot sends me and email that's like 5 pages long saying that my music sucks or something, I didn't respect his stupid ass enough to read it so I don't really know what it was about, but it must have been stupid cuz that kid is too stupid to be able to read it when I said "my top ten is not better than your top ten" and continued to say "don't send me any emails of why my top ten sucks". Obviously a man with a vagina, he proceeded to do exactly what I asked him not to. What's up with people taking music so seriously anyways? people like rap or like rock or like country, god forbid. just kidding. but why do they think their stuff is better? they can say other stuff sucks, this or that, but it's not better. so just think this way : music is for enjoying, so enjoy it. ENOUGH! well school was pretty gay today as usual. I'm down to two people, i repeat TWO people that I can even stand that I hang w/ in the entire school. It's amazing because these two people are my polar opposites but are still awesome. those two people are bill hickey and al demarco. Actually Jill and Sarah are cool too. Seriously the rest of you except a few who i dont really talk to much anymore can give each other rim jobs. I made a song called "I don't even like you" for everybody who talks to me but I seriously hate. I'll post it later. Well It's time to try and enjoy my time at home before another repulsive waste of time called school. Moral of the story is "just because you talk to me, doesn't mean I like you"
news for November 20th

Well people have been complaining that my site is no longer funny. Of course by people I mean Sarah Mckee, so I've been thinking back to allll the mean things I've done to Luis to see if I could pull one out of the bag and I thought of a good one. This one's for you Sarah. Remember back when Luis used to say "remember when..." and then say some completely obvious thing that happened no more than an hour ago?Well here's why he doesn't say it anymore. A few weeks ago, we were driving home and he said "remember when we went to taco bell and pj bought 2 tacos" and I just stared at him because it was the stupidest thing anyone could have said ever. Then I said "remember when you pointed out the stupidest stuff all the time and I wanted to tell you to shut up but I was trying to be nice because you're my foreign exchange student and I have to?". Here's the best part; He sits there for a minute and i'm like oh man, maybe that was a little too harsh, so he sits there looking off into space like he's thinking and then he looks back and me and says "no". What an idiot. Anyways so I'm driving home and i look in my rear view mirror and there's two honda's, not lying, going at least 120 mph down the right two lanes, I was scared out of my mind but luckily i was in the far left lane as these two morons who I would have loved to have seen die in a fiery ball of flame, zoom by. Well I hope my site was FUNNY ENOUGH FOR YOU, ya jerks. moral of the story is "this street racing thing is another classic example of how much morons are manipulated by hollywood"
news for November 19th

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moral of the story is "It was late, and I was bored"

news for November 18th

I moved my comp into my room today and it's awesome. I walk in, turn on the disco ball, kick the comp on, grab my guitar and start recording some stuff and then spend the rest of the night mixing it. Life is good. Life is also good because i got 1000 hits on the site today or last night or whatever. I have my counter to not include me, so none of those hits are me going to my site continuously to make it look like i have friends who view my crappy website...which i don't. Anyways, today was hella boring with a sprinkle of gayness on top. The only funny parts were the racist jokes which I almost did feel bad about putting up until I remembered the black woman who walked in front of my car while I was going 20 mph on the way to school and then when i slammed on my brakes she gave me a dirty look as she slowly hauled her fat ass across the street like she was the ruler of the world. So no, i don't dislike black people but that pissed me off enough to put these in.

Tony : There's a mexican, an indian, and a black person in a car. Who's driving?
A police officer!

Today we were making brochures with colored pencils in history. I needed a dark colored pencil to make the outline of the heading with.
Me: I need a black.....to do the rest of this for me!!!

don't bitch at me for these because if you do you are gay. They are just jokes, i cant even tell you how many times i've been called a cracka by black people and i just don't care, so neither should you. I'm tired and i'm getting up at 4 in the morning to check out that meteor shower so i'm outta here. Peace. Moral of the story is "the next person, no matter what color they are, that walks in front of my car like i'm gonna stop for them, is got something coming to them, like the grill of my car."
news for November 17th

I haven't written anything because the bandwith on my site has been trashed due to everybody getting my video which is like 5 megs of bandwith per download. But enough nerd-speech. So Al Ian and I were up at afton on thursday and Al put like a huge pile of ketchup between two plates and then I named it a "period patty". Then Al walks up to these 10 year old kids and asks them if they want a period patty and then asks them for a rim job. So this weekend I had such a good time making movies and hanging out that I decided to be nice to Luis so we went to the mall and he got a black light and I got myself a disco ball. It's so tight! but seriously you guys have to check this out, it's the funniest thing ever. This video we were shooting for my computer video that most of you have checked out. We taped the camera to a fan with scotch tape and turned the fan on high thinking it would stay on. Well when the fan started going around at about 30 miles an hour it soon became apparent that the camera was not going to stay on the fan and right before it flies off you can hear my friend luke say "ooooh shiiii BLAM". Turn the volume up and kick it Here's that movie
Well not much else to talk about, so peace out. Moral of today's story is "i dont even remember why,when, or how i started this site...dooby snacks"

news for November 14th

Wow for those of you who couldnt get on because of my bandwith limitations that were overflowed because of the movie downloads, here's 2 days worth of EXCELLENT stories for you. First off, even MORE abuse of luis. I'm jamming away to weezer on the way home from school and this dude has the nerve to lean over, take out the cd and put his new one in without asking. I stopped the car and told him to get out, then i took his cd, put it under my car tire, put the car in reverse, and backed over it. Then I put the car back in drive, drove over it again, then back to reverse to make sure it was obliterated as I backed over it one last time. Then I told him to get back in and I put weezer back in and we drove away. I bet you're thinking boy is that mean. Well actually, mean is being a retard and downloading 4 burning programs AFTER I have already downloaded one, then messing up my burner and cd rom drives with his burner programs so that i have no choice but to delete the hard drive, therefore deleting the website project i have worked on for 5+ hours and nearly wiping out the movie that Romie and I spent 6 hours on. After that happened I walked into his room, took his cd's off of his shelf and snapped them right in front of his face and then left. Today my sister and I began "operation keep kazaa away from dumbo" - dumbo of course being luis. We hid all the kazaa files, changed the icons, and renamed them to code word "wahoo". So far he hasn't been able to find it. The great part is he sees us using it all the time and he can't!! Well dang, i went snowboarding today and it was great, we put a bunch of ketchup inside 2 plates and gave it to some little kids and called it a "period patty" because the catch up looked like blood. Then Al goes up to 2 little 6th graders and asks for a rim job and ian says 'it's never too late to start giving rim jobs kids' to them. I've typed too much. moral of today's story is "Luis is going to kill me soon, i must get to him first"
news for November 12th

Yo - oasis is on Conan O'brien on the comedy central repeat of last night's show today at 6pm. Check it. Today in religion class the intercom beeps in "Could you please send Ryan Van Domelen to Mr. Rice's office?" then the whole class of immature idiots goes "oooooooooooo" then it gets quiet and Ben Dunfee says "what'd you do?". The whole class gets quiet to hear my answer and I said "Your mom". It was classic when mr. smisek said "that's inappropriate" to my back as I was leaving. Romie's coming over in a few to shoot our movie for comp. science. It's gonna be awesome, we are making a movie for the song "amber" by 311 and we are using mitch's disco ball room for it. It will be dominant. Well gotta bounce and make my sister an XP password and erase Luis's account because he messes something up on our computer every time he touches it. That's why I caught him in a cyber sex chatroom a week ago. moral of the story is "if you still think i'm too harsh on luis, try having him erase the drivers for you cd-rom and burner a week before you have a computer science project due"
news for November 10th

Okay so I lied. I didn't update every day but I've been busy so leave me alone. I updated today though. What can I say? I saved the day I guess! <--billy madison. anywho this weekend was a good one. Mitch Luis and I went to the mall of America and saw a black guy stealing coins out of a fountain. I guess the welfare check I give him isnt enough huh? Then I saw one of the greatest movies ever, Detroit Rock City. Today Kyle, Mitch, and I went to the gophers game. We didn't pay attention to the game at all though, we were too busy making paper airplanes out of our hot dog bun rappers and throwing them at people or putting little pieces of paper in the kid in front of us's hair. After the game we went back to kyle's house and threw stuff at cars. I drew a picture of it.

If my pictures are making my page load too slow for you then please tell me and i'll just make them separate links or cut down on how many I use. Well I'm tired and I want to go to bed while I'm still in good spirits. Moral of today's story is "If I wasn't so immature, what would I do for fun?" peace out brahs.
news for November 7th

Today was a day of domination. I finally got my computer and it is a beast. All that's needed is surround sound speakers, a woofer, and a wireless network to get some internet going. today was also a bad day because I had to actually talk to mr. moose's fat gay self. The worst part of the whole thing was that I had to stare at his hideous mustache all day. After I finally pried my eyes off that horrible monstrocity I thought to myself "how did this horrible abomination come to be?". After much deliberation this is what I concluded.

I was like Austin Powers and the mole, I couldn't stop just wincing at it and I wanted to make motions of ripping the hair out or shaving it. enough of this. Half day today and full day off tomorrow so things are going good, plus I got a free ticket to go to the Gopher's game on saturday with kyle. Grades were okay. All A's and B's except in spanish where i got a whopping D. I would love to draw a picture of why my spanish teacher is a dike but I won't give her that much effort, since she didnt put any into me. Needless to say i'm switching out. Moral of today's story is "things are looking up"
news for November 6th

Enough of this not-updating stuff, I promise that I will every day for the next two weeks. This whole week has been me walking around realizing that i still have over 100 days of hell i mean school left and I tried to keep my spirits high with a plethora of your mother jokes. Here's my all-star collection of your mom jokes from this week.

Charise: wow this is getting sloppy
Me: It was getting sloppy last night with me and your mom in the sack too

Romie: Yeah my dad was like "I can't get up anymore"
Me: And that's exactly why I was at your mother's house last night

Mitch: (Types the word "fanastay" on the computer)
Me: What's "fanastay?"
Mitch: That's the way your mother likes it.

BAM! those are just the best your mom jokes ever. Now onto the gayest thing ever accidentally said by anyone. Mitch and I are talking about what we are going to do over the weekend, and I needed some money to get us some entertainment for the weekend so I said to him "Give me some money and I'll make your weekend extra special" then I just stopped and I thought "oh dear god that was the gayest thing ever, I really hope he doesn't notice" and Mitch turns to me and says "that was the gayest thing I've EVER heard" and then we laughed so hard that we cried. Well, I hope everyone knows that the friends page is now up. Ghetto-riffic, but up. If you want me to put you in, and it's looking pretty bleak right now, then IM me or E-mail me and i'll get you in ASAP. Moral of the story is "your mother jokes are dominant".
news for November 3rd

Everyday that Luis pisses me off I'm going to bad-mouth him in my site, and today was no an exception. I had to slam on his door for a minute after yelling for him to come down for church 10 times and i was not pleased. Then after church he said his foot was fine, but then when it was time to go rake leaves with us it all of a sudden began hurting again. hmmm isn't that conveniant. Then I jumped on the computer real quick after he actually got up from a 3 hour computer using marathon to go to the bathroom and when he got out he pulled up a chair and stared at me. Well when he pisses me off there's only one thing i can do. Abuse. The rest went as follows. After sitting there for about an hour staring at every thing I did which pisses the hell out of me, I turned around and said "did you want to use this" and he said "yes" and i said "well too bad". He didn't take the hint and continued to stare for another half hour until I finally said "if you want to use this, then get out of here and don't let me see you for 5 minutes and i'll let you have it" so he left. Meanwhile I erased all of his crappy songs, which I posted in yesterday's entry. He came on after 5 minutes and asked me where all his songs had gone. I promptly responded "to hell". It has occured to me in this past weekend that 1.I am incredibly cool 2.I am an excellent guitar player 3.I enjoy giving myself compliments. I also like reading about other people like me. check out this kid who is exactly like me minus the good looks and guitar skills (just kidding chris) p.s. - this is not my brother chris, just some random kid i found lord knows how Chris the biggest loser's journal Moral of today's story is "South America is a crap hole of idiots and fagets"
news for November 02nd

I havent updated in forever because when in the process of installing windows XP, i totally sabotaged the whole computer and had to reinstall everything. Good news is that I have XP now. I spent a lot of the weekend over at Mitch's playing NFL 2K3. Mitch and I are convinced that two gay guys wrote all the play names for that game. You have Bear Man (bare man), 2 hard, crack sweep, 2 man, man cover, man over, man under, and many other homo plays that you almost feel gay calling. Like "oh man i ran a crack sweep and penetrated your 2 hard defense...yeah". On halloween I had to escape my house because my sister had like 20 8th graders over for a party and they were all gay so I went to Sarah's house. There you go Sarah, now are you satisfied that I included you in a story? well enough of that, it's time to do what i have to do, and that is vent my anger at the most homosexual person of all time. Luis. First off, he almost broke his record of most simultaneous computer usage at 9 hours and 15 minutes, just 25 short of his old record of 9:40. Then I get on (finally) and look in my shared folder from Kazaa and he has downloaded over 20 songs. Some of them were : Ja Rule - always on time, J Lo- I'm Real (murda remix), Pink - just like a pill, Jagged Edge - where the party at, Eminem - the 8 mile song. He just sits and plays these songs loudly so that I can hear them all day, non-stop. I'm going to kill him. I'm doing everything in my power to bother him anyways. I know he loves going to Mitch's to play video games so he always asks me "Are we going to Mitch's?" and I said "no WE are not going to mitch's I'm going to mitch's right now alone". Then I told him that he can't go to mitch's until he starts walking again and stops being such a pussy. I don't know if you want to hear how much I hate him, but frankly I don't care. Moral of today's story is "After seeing the Latin Grammy's, I'm proud to be an american. They all sucked worse than anything i've ever seen. Especially Avril Lavigne. That was just plain funny.
news for October 29th

It's time for the Guatemalan terror to go. Today I needed to get on to transfer my website to my hard drive so that I could burn it for computer class so i'm like "hey luis man, i need to get on for this computer homework thing in like 10 minutes is that all right?" and he's like yeah. So ten minutes pass and I come back and he's still on so I say "you remember that I need to get on here right?". He says yes. So I sit on the stairs for about 2 minutes and say "you almost done dude? I need to get on really soon" and he's like oh yeah yeah. So I go to get a drink and I come back and he's still on so I said "dude seriously, I've asked like, 5 times. It's time to get off and he's like "oookayyy". So I went downstairs to get a burned cd, came up and stood by the comp waiting for him to get off for 2-3 more minutes and then I said "let me make this easier for you to understand", leaned over and shut every program he was in, logged off his name and told him to get out of my chair. He got out so slow so I made a point of kicking his gimpy foot on "accident" on the way out and I now refuse to talk to him until I'm not so pissed off anymore. It's too bad he had to go and be an ass cuz we were having fun carving our sweet pumpkins tonight. Check them out Luis's and Ryan's. Well, because he took his sweet time getting off the computer I have a lot of work to do tonight in a little amount of time. Moral of today's story is "My pumpkins dominates". My comp comes in 5 days, Windows XP rules. Peace out.
news for October 27th

So how bout them vikings? What a beast! I have to write a paper on my field trip to a mexican supermarket. It will be tough considering the only things I wrote down during the trip were to Luis on how hot our tour guide was. It was like "Our tour guide is a mamacita" // "buenas chichas" // "si, bonitas ojos" // "booty is fine". I could easily make a one page paper on how fine she was but I don't think my teacher would accept it. It was wierd right before we got in the store I was like "I wonder what a gay spanish guy sounds like" and we were in the store and we go to buy some cheetos and the cashier was like "essth que todo para usssthed?" In the gayest voice ever. I was like Yikes, el gusta los hombres. (he likes the men). Now I'm going to spout my mouth off about the most annoying thing in the world, Yes even more annoying than 24 hour Paul Wellstone death coverage. It's called Subway commercials. It's not necisarily Jared, although he's gotta be pissed that he lost all that weight just to like men. It's that other guy, the blonde guy. If he just showed up at my door and tried to tell me not to eat pizza, i'd kick his ass. As for the clay henry jingle, I have vowed to hunt down the sell outs who sang it and kill them with number 2 pencils. The only other thing that comes close to being as annoying as subway commercials is the "i'm a ford truck man" song. This doesn't suck as bad though, because it proves my point that trucks are for hicks. Moral of today's story is "Luis is a pussy for hobbling around all week like a Sally over a little bruise on his foot. I'll give him something to hobble around on if he makes me pull up in front of the school to pick him up one more time"
news for October 24th

Well Romie and I got busted for cheating in computer today. That mofo didn't even change one thing around in the HTML in the file i copied for him and got us caught. We made up some bs about he was looking at my assignment and copying it a little bit as I told him what the code was and what it did. Then mr. quinn goes "well he must have done a pretty good job, considering he even spelled "the" "teh" on the exact same line as you" and we are like yeeeeeeaaah ummm crap. That's gonna come back to hurt me on conference day. Good thing mr. quinn is the dopest teacher ever and hopefully won't punish us too severely. After school luis and I are in this parking lot and some guy pulls up in this street opposite side of this grassy knoll from us and gets out of his car and just starts screaming at some lady "F#$ck you mother F#$cker you F#$ckin bi$*ch I'll kick your @$$ you F#$ck F#$cker piece of $&it!" over and over for like a minute and then he gets back in his car and starts driving towards her in this parking lot and we were ready to book it after he hit her cuz we were the only ones around who would see him run her over but he drove past the line of cars she was in, i dont know if it was on purpose or if he didnt see her but it was scary, except he was driving a minivan, which made him a pussy. moral of today's story is "if you want to act like a thug, don't drive a minivan". P.S. if you have any pictures of yourself that you can send me, please contact me through Emailor IM ME so I can put you on my friends page that i'm working on. muchos gracias.
news for October 23rd

Sorry to everyone who tried to go to my pics page and ended up in the news archives. that was my B. It works now so check'em out. Another "how low can you go" story about st. agnes. I go to get a drink today and i reach for the handle and it's GONE. i had to take my sweatshirt and grab all that was left of the handle which was a little stick and twist it around just to get a little trickle. The only good thing about agnes anymore is the 4th stall. Today is dedicated to the random funny things i've seen in the porcelain shrine.
(when you stand up there is a picture of genitals at eye level, below it says) "you have a dick in your face"
What is the matrix?(below)Your mom(below)I highly doubt my mom is the matrix(below)She said she was when i asked her last night
"I pinched a mad loaf yo"
someone wrote Bridget is a hoe and mr kugel came in and changed it to "-----the bible is a ------- great book" or the orignal "girls that give head" to "girls that give ----- grace"
"misses hesse looks like a babboon"
i just took a growler
"Rate you shits here 1-10" (entries were 4,6,10,8,13,and 47)

I know there's tons more funny stuff than that so just IM me and tell me and I'll put it on their for old time's sake. Moral of today's story is "if you lose 52-3 like our st. agnes football team did, they should make you come to school the next as a punishment for sucking so bad"
news for October 22nd

1st off, i'm gonna be adding a little counter at the bottom of the screen, this is for me, not you. I personally hate counters, it shows that you dont give a rip what ur site looks like, as long as the numbers increase each day. Plus they are ugly. Anyways, I added a few ghetto pictures in the pics page for the sake of having some content in my site and appeasing the masses. by the way this is the best site ever...EVER. check it out http://maddox.xmission.com Today was a pretty sweet day, but it still has been over a week since I've seen the sun which sucks. I got a 93 on my math test, which will hopefully offset the 47 I'd received earlier in the year. Then Mr. Tessmer called my house to tell my parents how well I was doing, so I guess I'll let him live. Tonight I went over to Vasquez's house and played guitar with him. Him and his brother were jamming along and I knew the songs but I didnt know exactly how many times each riff was to be played so I was kinda left out. It's aight though, I got to see David rip out some mad skillz. anywho you're all wondering when I stop blabbing about my day and tell a funny story. Today's funny story is that Romie said the football team is going to win tonight. Moral of that story is "Sorry that I had a lame-ass day and didn't have anything funnier to write"

news for October 21st

My entry is pretty pissed of today, since it's all dreary outside and has been for a week. but all is not bad in the hood, grades are going pretty good, and "I have broccoli in my socks" got the unanimous vote in yesterday's poll, which shows that i'm not the only one. So here's the pissed-offness i promies you about. Oh and if you have a pair of faded jeans, and you know who you are, go Here Today was a day that will go down in history as "revelation day". I'm sitting down at lunch alone as usual b/c I'm so pissed off by 3rd hour already that I can't stand talking to anyone so i'm sitting there and I just looked around and my eyes were opened and i was amazed. what i saw were almost 200 complete faggots trundling around a dirty old building with broken down microwaves and crap all over an ancient crap stone floor. I saw pipes protruding from walls half-covered up by makeshift plastic tubes, rotting wood, paint splotches of red on the white walls. 2 teachers are screaming at somebody for throwing a little piece of food at the top of their lungs. Lunch is over and I go upstairs hoping to find some consolation. I go to the bathroom and look around. The stench is terrible in their. holes pock the walls and pipes are visible through them. I look out for the broken part of the step up to the urinals. I turn the faucets to wash my hands and they dont work. The soap is out on the other one so I take the soap from the non-working sink and turn on the scorching water and extremely freezing cold water and switch sides really fast so as to not freeze/burn my hands off. I go to dry my hands but the re-usable hand dryer towel is used and probably has been for a week and is laying partially on the ground and partially in the wastebasket. I proceed to class only to get detention for not wearing a belt which I accidentally forgot in the car in the morning. This is only part of my day. You don't want to hear the rest. 138 days of school left. Moral of today's story is "I can't believe my parents PAY MONEY to send me to this hell hole" St. Agnes is rolling in her grave.
news for October 20th

Last night Luis and I went and saw "The Ring". that movie was so scary I just about mookie stinked in my pants. Then I went home and was still freaked out so I talked on the internet till 1 to calm my nerves and then went upstairs to watch tv. So I flip on the tv and the movie on tv is about this one demented lady who was stalking herself and had just found out it was her by watching a freaky videotape of her killing some guy. That did not help at all. Luckily i found a cheesy 80's surfer movie that was the worst movie ever but it was always daytime in the movie so it helped me get to sleep, which finally happened at about 3 am. I'm watching the vikings game right now, and if you are too then you know dante culpepper can suck it. which is why i made this excellent poll for you. So i leave you with the moral of today's story "cigarettes are for fagets".

news for October 19th

Royal Flyness 2 is the bomb 24/7 aight? that's from SNL, but seriously it is awesome. If you don't like skating at least buy it for the mookie stinks or Ian's Outrageous Australian Accent. So last night we take this guy's gutters because Jared says this guy goes out and plays bagpipe super loud on his front porch at 1 a.m. sometimes, so we take this guy's gutters from his house and we put them in the street and then hide and then cars run over them and then we threw them back in his front yard. It was splendid. If luis says "remember the time when..." again and then points out a time that he has only pointed out 15 or more times in the last hour, or asks if we can go to taco bell more than 10 times a day again, I'm going to kick his ass all the way back to Guatemala. Moral of today's story is "I am a god of guitar for learning the new york city cops solo". I'm out to the MOA.
news for October 17th

Hey my bad on not updating yesterday-I actually did but an HTML mistake erased it. Yo my dad just got the sweetest Imac ever. the screen is like 30 inches wide and it's clear as HDTV. My digital camera works on it too so expect my pictures/friends links up any time soon. So today in Spanish class Ian says something mean about Jared and Jared goes "okay stupid ass" and mrs conlon (who speaks english but doesnt know the slang) goes what was that? and he says "oh that's just his nickname stupidass. It means silly monkey" and she's like okay. Then she turns to Ian and says "okay stupidass lead us in prayer." it was grand. After school I go to get gas and I am perplexed by the "pay before you pump" system they have at speedy's. So i go inside and Im like "uuuuuh on the pay before you pump, do you pay before you pump?" and right then i knew it was the stupidest thing any one has ever said in their entire lives. And to top it all off I stood in front of the pump trying to figure out why it wasn't pumping until luis, who doesn't even drive, came out and showed me I had to flip a switch. Then I look to the left and it says "to begin pumping, flip this switch". Moral of today's story is "I am an Idiot"
news for October 14th

First off, Strokes concert was huge. Har Mar superstar was the opener. He was this big fat, jack black looking guy who tried to be prince and sing these dirty songs and stripped down to a speedo. After every song he'd go "Give it up for me I Fxx'ng rule". During his last song he was standing up there and some guy came up and threw his beer on him. that's how bad he was. Then came UMI, they were okay. And then the strokes, wowsers. They were dope. They played all their good songs except one and their new material is sounding very promising. I give it the overall word grade of "dominating". So right now i'm up in the library at school after school because of my parents. they are queer. they grounded me. Okay this chinese girl next to me is yelling "wahooo" because she just found the yahoo! site in korean. now shes talking to herself in korean. yikes. I'm getting out of here before she does anything else. what a wierdo. Oh yeah and the moral of today's story is "Koreans are Krazy" . give it up for me i fuxxing rule.
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UPDATE - we won our playoff game today 2-0. I scored but they called it back on offsides, which I don't think I was. Then Jose pulls me from the game and I only got to play for like 5-6 mins. HELOOOO I JUST SCORED YOU IDIOT! KEEP ME INNN! oh well. You'll read about my megaphone later. Here was my best line of the day (mr tessmer just asked me to take off my sweatshirt after school) "HEY! HEY! THE BELL JUST RANG! IT JUST RANG. SCHOOL IS OUT. HELLO. SCHOOL IS OUT. I DONT HAVE TO TAKE OFF MY SWEATSHIRT. REPEAT. DONT...HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF" Luis comes home gets on the computer and won't come off for anything less than 3 hours so there's no time for me to get on and update. This week all I've done is carry a Twins Megaphone I found in the paper around and yell stuff at people. Like these 2 ghetto girls and this wigger were in my way just standing there so I took my trusty megaphone and yelled "HEY JERKS, MOVE BEFORE I SMACK YOU" and then they were like you can't tell us what to do shaniqua. I made up the shaniqua part. They thus forced me to put my Medica Megaphone back in action as I yelled to the wigger "HEY YOU! YOU'RE WHITE". yeah so i'm done with comp class now. Moral of the story is "Rick Reed is too old"
news for October 8th

Today in computer class Romie is showing the whole class why he thinks www.ballericons.com is a good site. While he's doing so 2 banners are advertising porno and numerous icons are showing girls topless to our whole class. Mr Quinn was trying to ignore it the whole time but his face was so red. It was good times. I'm not gonna tell you the rest of the day because
1. It was boring

2.)ITS DAY. get out your homer hankies and earplugs because the twins are about to light up the angels tonight and head off to the world series in four straight. there's no doubt about it. Here's to all you season ticket holders of previous years when the twins werent so good. This bud's for you.
news for October 7th

We played our final soccer game today, losing as normal 7-2. I didn't score any goals which would have given me double digits (i ended up with 9) but I got both the assists so whatever. It was fun even though we sucked. So today crazy mike on my soccer team just starts beating his hands on his chest today before the game. Now I know crazy mike has autism, but he's not retarted, so I asked him
ME:"crazy mike-what are you doing?"
CM: I'm showing everyone just how cold I really am
Me: Why don't you just say "Hey everyone. I'm Cold"?
CM: Because my fists make better body heaters
Me: You are one wierd kid
CM: I like my wierdness, it keeps me warm

and then he walks away beating his hands on himself like a bird during mating season. Moral of today's story is "beating your fists against your person is a good way to keep warm"

news for October 6th

Yeah so work was gay. Tash drove all the way from boondoxville to see me at work for 10 mins. What a wierdo. So last night I play madden 2003 for the first time and decide to throw down 3, that's right 3-countem-whole dollars down. I also like to live on the wild side. anywho i beat romie 27-24 which I used to pay for the gas that I used driving around completely pointlessly for the 2 hours previously. Well story of the day - So Pierzynski is up to the plate in the top of 9th and he jacks a two run homer which everyone will think that is plenty because now we are up 4-1 but wait, Ortiz isn't done yet! He hits a seemingly pointless double which drives in another run. Well everyday eddy a.k.a. "blows nuts everyday" eddy decides to make everyone's stomache hurt for the last couple of outs and gives up a 3 run blast in the bottom of the 9th. Well it was up to Denny Hocking to save the day with an overhead catch. It was ace. Moral of today's story is "Twins kick a$$. On to the Cardinals"

news for October 2nd

Yo, I'm grounded from the comp this week so i'm going covert ops on my parent's asses to update this so it's gonna be quick. So i'm workign at quizno's this weekend and my only job for the night is to pour dressings into bottles and then I can lounge around for the rest of the night. So i do everything except this one kind that is frozen, so i stick it on top of the oven. Well I come back an hour later and it's not even close to being done so I get this bright idea to send the bottle THROUGH the oven. So it starts going thru and it gets stuck so I'm grabbing the end of the bottle and pulling and then it erupted into flames. I ran and grabbed a broom and smacked the bottle out but it left this white gooey marshmallow plastic all over the oven and I had to spend an hour scraping it all off with a spatula. In other news I scored 2 more goals today to bring my total to a team leading 8, which is pretty good since i've played only half the season. Moral of all the stories of today are "my parents are tools for grouding me"
news for september 27th

First and foremost I'd like to say what up to you CENTRAL people who read my site. All right enough of that banter. Here's a story for you kids. Today we got off early so me and Gus and Ryan S and Justin S and Luis rode around for like an hour for no reason. then I drop Ryan and Justin off and me and Gus think "Let's go sabatoge cretin's barbaque" so we're all hyped up and we're like yeah we are gonna do it so I'm like "Gus this will be awesome, so how do we get there?"...Gus: I dunno...Me: well is it at Cretin?...Gus: I dunno. needless to say I dropped Gus off and went home. Moral of the story is "I wasted a perfectly good half-day on you cretin people. thanks a lot"
news for september 26th

We lost our soccer game...AGAIN. 4-0 this time. I should have gotten a goal cuz i jumped up and knocked a header towards far post but my own teammate blocked it off of his back. What wastes of space my teammates are. Yeah so today at lunch I get hit in the back with like half of a sandwhich and then I almost got in trouble for "throwing stuff". Moral of that story is "all teachers at st. agnes are complete morons". Heres the real story of today though. It's all about the life and times of Crazy Soccer Man Doug. We had this stupid Hindu lookin ref who was wearing sun glasses on a cloudy day. After about 10 terrible calls Doug turns around and says to him "hey! how about you take off those glasses so that you can see queer". He got a yellow card. So today we are playing this team who is okay then this retarded kid goes "hey ref you havent called any good calls all day and bla bla bla bla" in this retarded voice so after the game's done we are shaking hands and the kid comes up and Doug's like "good game...FAGET" to the kid. Then they are walking away not saying anything after the game and doug yells "you tryin to start something bitch?" and the kid waits till he's about 30 feet away and then squeeks something back at him. It was great. so the moral of the story is "Doug is a cool kid when he's talking smack"
news for september 25th

Yeah so today was a good and bad day. bad because mr tessmer is an idiot. Good because mr. Smisek is an idiot. Soccer practice was cancelled so me and Luis went to Mitch's house and played Grand Theft Auto 3. The best game ever. Tomorrow is technically the last day of school cuz we have a half-day on Friday. Today's story - Luis was going over his schedule with us and we didnt know who one of the teachers was and I said "is she short?" and he said yes and after a long pause I said "Frodo Baggins?" and he immediately recognized her and just started laughing. it was quality. moral of todays story "Miss Ventura looks like Frodo Baggins".
news for september 24th

I haven't written in a while because i've been busy. If you have a problem with it go here Our soccer game sucked. We lost 6-0. school is gay. today was totally uneventful except when we dumped an entire bag of paper shavings onto Jared's head, so here's a story for you. We were on the bus to our game and PJ took off his under-shirt and then put on his jacket. So we are driving by the girl's tennis practice at Minnehaha and I yell out the window "HEY BABY!" and all the girls look over and PJ flashes them. Moral of the story is "PJ and I make a good team". peace � <