Hurray for updates. Well this update will be devoted to finally finishing SPRING BREAK 2004 stories. They will be severely edited so that all you johnny pot smokers will have the attention span to maybe read through day one.

Day one (cont.): It's not actually "continued" per se, just a detail i left out. So we're about an hour and a half into the trip when luke says "dude there's shit flying all over your windshield." So we pull over at the nearest exit and get out of the car. There is just oil pouring from the hood at an incredible rate. We thought spring break was over it was insane. So lukey girl goes in to the gas station and finds some random guy, who just happens to know some other random guy who runs an independant mechanics shop two blocks away. Lo and behold we drive to this crappy little junkyard, this guy rolls up, fixes our car and only charges us 15 bucks. Best luck ever. That night as i said before, it was just us and the buffalo on the campground that night.

Day two: Our tent blew over in the night but none of us even noticed. We crawled out of the wreckage and enjoyed a nice breakfast of graham crackers and oranges before we were off to check out the badlands. The badlands were sweet. The rock layers were an amazing spectacle. We also saw plenty of buffalo but there was a lot more at our campground area. There were so many that we were constantly havening to deal with buffalo on our road. Then we climbed up these huge hills and overlookedquite a bit of the park. We just drove the hour long stretch of scenic road. Overall this was the most peaceful day of the trip. we capped it off with a nice sunset with shooting star and night cooking ramen and hot dogs over a fire we illigally built and then crashed.

Day Three: We woke up and this time enjoyed the tasty breakfast of cereal bars and dry cereal. Then it was off the the black hills for beautiful day of hiking. We just got horribly lost on the way up to the black hills and wound up on top of an enourmous hill overlooking rapid city so we took a picture. hiking was very cool. We saw a pack of about 40 deer running through the woods. It was very cool. All the hiking made us tired and we had a big night ahead of us so we crashed during the day and partied all night.

Day four: I forgot to mention, on day three we knew we had nothing to do on day four so we went to the local town of 800 citizens' school. We talked their principal into believing that me, luke, and mitch were brothers and that mitch and luke were twins. We told him that our dad was moving to Kedoka, a town of 600 people about 20 miles away, and that we wanted to check out the nearby schools to see which one we wanted to attend the next year. He bought the whole thing, and we got schedules to follow for the next day. So this day, we went to school bright and early and began our day at some random high school in the middle of nowhere. First hour they were giving speeches and every time someone finished their speech we would high five the people around us and do fist pumps yelling "THATS A SPEECH!! THATS HOW YOU DO IT!! OH YEA!! and the people around us are just like "who are these kids?". Then some kid behind me goes "so you're really going to this school next year huh?" and i kind of look around and turn to him and go "alright man here's the deal. we're on spring break right now. we're just dicking around. we're camping in the badlands." he was very stunned and laughed his ass off. by third hour we were local celebrities. When we walked through the halls nobody said a word. They all just turned and stared. I guess when you go to a school that is has less people in it than we do in our uncle worm tournament, you don't get too many outsiders. By lunch, we had a nice congregation of girls around my car talking to us. They were all very disappointed when they found it was a big hoax, because i think they wanted us city boys' bodies to tell you the truth. It could just be me. During last hour, we went to the gym and started shooting around. Their basketball coach was in there watching us. Then luke started dunking and he got very excited. Then luke started two hand dunking, and he got VERY excited. Then lukey girl hit 3 three's in a row, and he was freaking out. He asked us all our grade point averages and when he found out we were all eligible to play, clapped his hands and said "I have a starting spot for all of you on next year's team. We barely held a straight face until as we were walking out of the gym he yelled at our backs "You'll look good in blue next year boys!" and i started laughing. As the school was getting out, we drove by blasting jitterbug and leaning out the window yelling SPRING BREAK 2004 SHOW US YOUR TITTIES YEEEEAAAAAA and then mitch flashed them as luke and i danced like fools. At night we cooked ravioli and ramen and sang oasis and jack johnson songs around the fire in celebration/mourning of a good vacation come to an end.

Day five: driving. If you want to hear a really funny story about this day of returning you'll have to ask me. Posting it for all to see may be incriminating to me.

Moral of the story is "we'll look good in blue next year"